Woman Smuggles Sleeping Pills in Bra
A Woman who tried to smuggle sleeping pills in her bra was busted after Immigration and Checkpoints Authority officers noticed her nervous behaviour at the Woodlands Checkpoint.
Straits Times Case File 30 Sep 2005 (Reproduced without permission)
ST, you guys are HILARIOUS!
Citizens be warned. Strip searches are now de rigeur at all Custom Checkpoints.
Please do not wear unsightly or soiled undies. Spare a thought for the sensitive ofactories of our hard working Custom officers and click "Buy Now" on the Victoria's Secrets online catalogue.
Furthermore, do make an appointment with your beautician to remove unsightly body hair, gynormous cysts and semi-developed-unborn-twins before coming back to the country.
We thank you for your kind cooperation to make Singapore a police safer state.
Imagined Situation at Checkpoint
"Wah, the weather very hot. Making me horny. Can you cover for me while i take a 30 minute toilet break?"
"Siao lah! You bloody stay at your post ok? Otherwise I report you for keeping the chewing gum you took from that school boy yesterday"
"Ok Ok. Dun like that lah.... Oi! Check out that chio bu!"
"Where got? I only see a middle aged woman who looks like she just WALKED across the causeway. She's perspiring like crazy."
"Perspire my ass! She is nervous because she got something to hide."
(To the Woman)
"Oi you! Please step over to the yellow box. We are conducting a routine check to keep Singapore safe from Suicidal Loonie Uber TerroristS."
"Thank you. Now according to the new regulations, you have 3 minutes to take off all your clothes when I say strip."
"STRIP!"
(Clattering of pills as she unclasp her Bra)
"Er dude, I didn't know that Bras got so many buttons one"
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