Roach and Loach

Here's an example of literary genius. Author unknown

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.

Said the flea, 'Let us fly!'

Said the fly, 'Let us flee!'

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

This is my attempt

A Roach met a Loach on a coach

As the couple approached

Said the Roach to the Loach

"You look like you've been poached"

The Loach lit up a roach

As the Roach adjusted her broach

Said the Loach to the Roach

"You sure that ain't poached?"